A lighthearted look at news of the day
While campaigning for his wife last week, Bill Clinton called Obamacare, “The craziest thing in the world.” No doubt Hillary corrected him later. It’s only the second craziest thing, next to letting your husband go on the campaign trail.
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Bill Clinton said Obamacare hasn’t worked for small businesses or workers who earn too much to qualify for subsidies. He said, “There are problems with it, and everybody knows it.” Republicans are saying, “We should have nominated this guy instead of Trump.”
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Bill Clinton said Barack Obama deserves more credit for the economy. He said that when Obama took over, things were in bad shape, and “he had a Congress determined to derail everything he wanted to do.” That’s strange, considering Obama was elected in 2008 along with solid Democratic majorities in the House and Senate. With a husband like this, who needs a two-party system?
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If I’m understanding the Republican campaign correctly, Donald Trump says we shouldn’t worry that he hasn’t paid income tax for 18 years because that former Miss Universe contestant has put on a lot of weight.
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The vice presidential debate was held last week, or as many Americans called it, “The debate between the two guys we wish were running for president.”
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The United States has been beset by rumors of dangerous clowns roaming the streets. I hate copycat crimes. Everyone wants to act like the presidential candidates these days.
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Police are finding it difficult to track down the perpetrators of these crimes. The only description they have to work with is, “Some Bozo.”
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First, Yahoo! announced that 500 million accounts were hacked. Then it was revealed that Yahoo! has been scanning emails on behalf of the U.S. government. Couldn’t we just eliminate the middleman and have the government go after the hackers?
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In St. Louis, a 102-year-old woman was handcuffed and arrested. She hadn’t done anything wrong. She just wanted to check “get arrested” off her bucket list. She was released immediately. Apparently, “Make a shiv with my cellmate” was not on her list.”
While campaigning for his wife last week, Bill Clinton called Obamacare, “The craziest thing in the world.” No doubt Hillary corrected him later. It’s only the second craziest thing, next to letting your husband go on the campaign trail.
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Bill Clinton said Obamacare hasn’t worked for small businesses or workers who earn too much to qualify for subsidies. He said, “There are problems with it, and everybody knows it.” Republicans are saying, “We should have nominated this guy instead of Trump.”
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Bill Clinton said Barack Obama deserves more credit for the economy. He said that when Obama took over, things were in bad shape, and “he had a Congress determined to derail everything he wanted to do.” That’s strange, considering Obama was elected in 2008 along with solid Democratic majorities in the House and Senate. With a husband like this, who needs a two-party system?
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If I’m understanding the Republican campaign correctly, Donald Trump says we shouldn’t worry that he hasn’t paid income tax for 18 years because that former Miss Universe contestant has put on a lot of weight.
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The vice presidential debate was held last week, or as many Americans called it, “The debate between the two guys we wish were running for president.”
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The United States has been beset by rumors of dangerous clowns roaming the streets. I hate copycat crimes. Everyone wants to act like the presidential candidates these days.
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Police are finding it difficult to track down the perpetrators of these crimes. The only description they have to work with is, “Some Bozo.”
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First, Yahoo! announced that 500 million accounts were hacked. Then it was revealed that Yahoo! has been scanning emails on behalf of the U.S. government. Couldn’t we just eliminate the middleman and have the government go after the hackers?
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In St. Louis, a 102-year-old woman was handcuffed and arrested. She hadn’t done anything wrong. She just wanted to check “get arrested” off her bucket list. She was released immediately. Apparently, “Make a shiv with my cellmate” was not on her list.”
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