A lighthearted look at news of the day
Mitt Romney will be boxing Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City to raise money for a charity. Democrats say when Romney hits the canvass he’ll probably flip-flop.
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You just know Mitt Romney is serious about this fight. He was seen in a meat locker pummeling some filet mignon.
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Romney says the two will spar around a bit, but no one will get hurt. Holyfield is a good sport. There is a reason no one does exhibition bouts with Mike Tyson.
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It’s too bad Mitt no longer is running for president. Given what the person in that job has to go through, getting pummeled would help him look more presidential.
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Actually, Romney has hit on a great new fund-raising strategy. Next, he’ll solicit sponsorships to compete on America’s Top Model.
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Vladimir Putin disappeared for 10 days recently. Turns out he was in the Kremlin all along. No one recognized him because he was wearing a shirt.
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Actually, no one seemed to know where Putin had gone. Even Sarah Palin no longer could see him from her backyard.
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Ed Snowden may not like how the U.S. government spies on people, but at least in this country the NSA always knows where the president (and everyone else) is at all times.
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Russia can be a rough country for politicians. When someone goes missing, people always assume they have gone to rest with Hillary’s emails, so to speak.
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In the wake of her email scandal, Hillary Clinton is getting tired of people telling her she’s out of touch with the American people. She wishes they would just leave her alone to fill out her NIT bracket.
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March Madness has begun. If Americans spent this much time at work actually doing work, the economy would explode.
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Just imagine how confusing it would be during March to work in a bracket factory.
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Apparently, President Obama has as much influence with Israeli voters right now as he does with U.S. voters.
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Just to show there were no hard feelings, Obama called to congratulate Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on his re-election … more than a day after results were announced. He was waiting for precincts in Hawaii to report, first.
Mitt Romney will be boxing Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City to raise money for a charity. Democrats say when Romney hits the canvass he’ll probably flip-flop.
---
You just know Mitt Romney is serious about this fight. He was seen in a meat locker pummeling some filet mignon.
---
Romney says the two will spar around a bit, but no one will get hurt. Holyfield is a good sport. There is a reason no one does exhibition bouts with Mike Tyson.
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It’s too bad Mitt no longer is running for president. Given what the person in that job has to go through, getting pummeled would help him look more presidential.
---
Actually, Romney has hit on a great new fund-raising strategy. Next, he’ll solicit sponsorships to compete on America’s Top Model.
---
Vladimir Putin disappeared for 10 days recently. Turns out he was in the Kremlin all along. No one recognized him because he was wearing a shirt.
---
Actually, no one seemed to know where Putin had gone. Even Sarah Palin no longer could see him from her backyard.
---
Ed Snowden may not like how the U.S. government spies on people, but at least in this country the NSA always knows where the president (and everyone else) is at all times.
---
Russia can be a rough country for politicians. When someone goes missing, people always assume they have gone to rest with Hillary’s emails, so to speak.
---
In the wake of her email scandal, Hillary Clinton is getting tired of people telling her she’s out of touch with the American people. She wishes they would just leave her alone to fill out her NIT bracket.
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March Madness has begun. If Americans spent this much time at work actually doing work, the economy would explode.
---
Just imagine how confusing it would be during March to work in a bracket factory.
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Apparently, President Obama has as much influence with Israeli voters right now as he does with U.S. voters.
---
Just to show there were no hard feelings, Obama called to congratulate Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on his re-election … more than a day after results were announced. He was waiting for precincts in Hawaii to report, first.
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