A lighthearted look at the news of the day:
We should have more sympathy for political candidates. After all, they’re trying to influence democracy in a country where 38% of beer drinkers say they no longer will drink Corona for fear of contracting the virus.
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Somewhere deep inside Russia, people in charge of hacking U.S. elections are leaning back in their chairs and smiling. “Dis eez too easy!”
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Researchers didn’t take the next step and ask these people if they also intend to beef up their computer’s virus protection systems, just in case.
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Toyota is no doubt happy it decided to discontinue making its Corona car model years ago.
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After last week, Disneyland should open a new ride, consisting entirely of inviting investors into a room and showing them stock market tickers.
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The new ride could replace the “primary tower of terror,” in which voters enter a room and are forced to watch Democratic candidates debate.
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I think I figured out why they call tomorrow Super Tuesday. It’s because that’s the last day we will see annoying political commercials for a while.
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Researchers say 41% of Americans are obese. For the rest of you, there is still hope. McDonald’s is giving away free egg mcmuffins today!
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Yes, McDonald’s has declared March 2nd to be National Egg McMuffin Day. Fly the flag! Finally, we have something to keep us fed between Super Bowl Sunday and Cinco de Mayo.
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It’s been five years now since car manufacturers predicted we would have completely self-driving cars by 2020. I’m not sure where this is progress or not, but we seem to be doing a smashing job of developing self-crashing cars.
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Last week, in a case out of California involving self-driving technology and a fatal crash, officials criticized the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for being too hands-off on regulating automated-vehicle technology. See what they did there?
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Utah lawmakers passed a bill last week that might one day put the state on permanent daylight saving time. At least the people we elected last fall are shedding light on something.
We should have more sympathy for political candidates. After all, they’re trying to influence democracy in a country where 38% of beer drinkers say they no longer will drink Corona for fear of contracting the virus.
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Somewhere deep inside Russia, people in charge of hacking U.S. elections are leaning back in their chairs and smiling. “Dis eez too easy!”
---
Researchers didn’t take the next step and ask these people if they also intend to beef up their computer’s virus protection systems, just in case.
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Toyota is no doubt happy it decided to discontinue making its Corona car model years ago.
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After last week, Disneyland should open a new ride, consisting entirely of inviting investors into a room and showing them stock market tickers.
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The new ride could replace the “primary tower of terror,” in which voters enter a room and are forced to watch Democratic candidates debate.
---
I think I figured out why they call tomorrow Super Tuesday. It’s because that’s the last day we will see annoying political commercials for a while.
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Researchers say 41% of Americans are obese. For the rest of you, there is still hope. McDonald’s is giving away free egg mcmuffins today!
---
Yes, McDonald’s has declared March 2nd to be National Egg McMuffin Day. Fly the flag! Finally, we have something to keep us fed between Super Bowl Sunday and Cinco de Mayo.
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It’s been five years now since car manufacturers predicted we would have completely self-driving cars by 2020. I’m not sure where this is progress or not, but we seem to be doing a smashing job of developing self-crashing cars.
---
Last week, in a case out of California involving self-driving technology and a fatal crash, officials criticized the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for being too hands-off on regulating automated-vehicle technology. See what they did there?
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Utah lawmakers passed a bill last week that might one day put the state on permanent daylight saving time. At least the people we elected last fall are shedding light on something.
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