| 5. They were out of plus sizes, so I got you this vacuum cleaner instead. 6. We got you a special treat: Ultimate fighting tickets for the whole family, on the front row! 7. Don’t worry about the dishes, you can do them tomorrow. 8. Hey, you liked it when I traced my hand and gave it to you as a child. 9. Is this a good time to tell you I’ve missed some payments on the loan you co-signed? 10. We chipped in and got you this coupon for laser hair removal! |