I know this because I fell in.
I don’t know enough to describe the commotion this caused. I can’t remember much about it. But it must have been considerable because the mere fact that it happened was seared in my memory long after I dried off and stopped shivering. Every time it came up in conversation, relatives would look toward me and pout, as if to say, “Poor thing.”
Maybe if my grandfather had banged a drum and ordered me to “Ro!” I would not have failed so early and spectacularly as a Viking.
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