I quickly learned that the real power shoppers had been camping out in front of stores since moments after their last turkey slice the afternoon before. Some of them may have been eating turkey on the sidewalk.
I also noticed the lack of a child-like gleam in the eyes of the young woman who kept ramming me with her cart, and I didn’t see any Christian charity in the salesman who stared at me with sarcasm when I asked about the cheap laptops in the company circular.